12 Days of African Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas My true love sent to me

• 12 Dogons dancing
• 11 Shitters shitting
• 10 Charmers charming
• 9 Achmeds spitting
• 8 Mozzies biting
• 7 somethings - I can't quite make this line out
• 6 Sandmat sessions
• 5 Slaughtered goats
• 4 Calls to prayer
• 3 Kola nuts
• 2 Funny dreams

And the fruit from a Baobab tree.